Here's something I wrote one drunken early afternoon...
Oh Conquistador, with your shiny hat
Why did you come to this land
you say you need to read the gas meter
but I know you're here to steal my ham sandwich
you say I'm paranoid from drinking Robitussin and sniffing glue
I just want to throw this piece of dog crap at your neck you Spaniard jerk
So I'm sorry Conquistador named Dale who works for the gas sompany
for the poop throwing and torching spanish galleon you called a van
and so I read this poem to you as my closing argument during his trial.
Why did you come to this land
you say you need to read the gas meter
but I know you're here to steal my ham sandwich
you say I'm paranoid from drinking Robitussin and sniffing glue
I just want to throw this piece of dog crap at your neck you Spaniard jerk
So I'm sorry Conquistador named Dale who works for the gas sompany
for the poop throwing and torching spanish galleon you called a van
and so I read this poem to you as my closing argument during his trial.
I need to get out more.
Oil heat is actually cleaner than gas and has less 16th century conquers on the payroll.
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